Mother Superior Vena Cava Shares Her Life In & Out of the Convent!

Mother Superior Vena Cava would like to share some wit & wisdom that she gets in & out of the convent.  She is predicting that there will be a new era of those who long for the convent life & will take the vows & the veil “without murmur.”  She is quite confident that there is enough drama in life & silence will be of much value.

Mother Superior Vena Cava taps her iPhone & shares wisdom.  Join her Holy Orders & profess your vows!

Mother Superior Vena Cava taps her iPhone & shares wisdom. Join her Holy Order & profess your vows!

Also known as Her Imperial Highness, Princess Melita Bonaparte, Order of The Most Holy Hashtag, she lives a combination of Religious & Secular life.  "I am in & out of Trouble, just as others are in & out of being on some A-List. I do hope my photograph of this bumper sticker will make people think.  All that judge stuff makes me very tired."

Also known as Her Imperial Highness, Princess Melita Bonaparte, Order of The Most Holy Hashtag, she strangely lives a combination of Religious & Secular life. “I am in & out of Trouble, just as others are in & out of being on some A-List. I do hope my photograph of this bumper sticker will make people think. All that judge stuff makes me very tired.”

Today, she observed this bumper sticker on her way back to the Convent & hoped that it would inspire some happy thoughts in a world that needs them.  “If I can reach one person with this thought (as the kind owner of this vehicle reached me) then the day will be all the better for it.”  –Mother Superior Vena Cava:   22 April 2015, A. D.

A Cab Driver & A Nun-Mother Superior Vena Cava, OSF

MOTHER SUPERIOR VENA CAVA SHARES HER DARKEST SECRETS

Mother Superior Vena Cava makes a Confession & renews her vows.

Mother Superior Vena Cava makes a Confession & renews her vows.

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the taxi, and the driver won’t stop staring @ her.

She asks him why is he staring & he replies, “Sister, I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am, and have been a nun for as long as I have, you get a chance to see & hear just about everything. I am not cloistered, as you can see. I am sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: number one, you have to be single, and number two, you must be Catholic.”

The taxi driver is very excited & says, “Yes, I am single & I’m Catholic, too”

The nun says, “Okay, pull into the next alley,” He does & the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the taxi driver starts crying.

“My dear child, says the nun, Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married & I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s okay. My name is Kevin & I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”

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