How To Get A Royal Runaway Elected As Detroit’s Mayor-Del Shannon

When Her Imperial Highness was in the 4th grade, staring out the window, not paying strict attention to her Latin instruction, she dreamed about running away from The Tatoi Palace to Detroit. She wanted something different, she wanted something Supreme! She had not yet met Miss Ross.

Here was her dream: Del Shannon, The Runaway–the dream of Princess Melita Bonaparte, before she matured & Imperial thoughts entered her mind.

Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, looking for work as a model, no computer skills, did not even know how to wait tables in restaurants, or do the fries in fast food joints. All she wanted was Detroit!

"If the telling of my life is a novel, then it will be a bestseller," proclaims Princess Melita Bonaparte.

“If the telling of my life is a novel, then it will be a bestseller,” proclaims Princess Melita Bonaparte.

PRINCESS MELITA BONAPARTE’S DESPERATE ATTEMPTS TO FIND NON ROYAL WORK! SHE BEGGED THE DE YOUNG MUSEUM TO FEATURE HER AS PART OF THE GIRL WITH A PEARL EARRING PUBLICITY MACHINE, BUT WAS DEEMED TOO MUCH A LIABILITY–“More Suitable for eye-level supermarket reading,” sniffed one high-ranking board member.

“I know I can bring back Detroit, if the people do not mind electing a Royal Runaway for Mayor,” pleads Princess Melita Bonaparte.

“Once I get Detroit back on its feet, then on to the Tatoi Palace.”–Princess Melita Bonaparte, regarding her 4th grade dreams as a Runaway Royal.

“LET ME BRING PEACE THAT DOES NOT HAVE ELEMENTS OF WAR!”-Princess Melita Bonaparte–“Join me in Prosperity for All.”

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Don’t be scared. It only takes a few moments, and if you survive, you’ll get the credits all transferred–all nice & neat…and while all your friends are doing Excel spreadsheets, you have a deal with a publishing house, your own reality show, and an interview with Jay Leno! Don’t let C-Suite executives sell you short on living the American Dream. Swarm on over!

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Napoleonic heroes required for yellow jacket training programme.  Don't be stung by being left out of this hive!   Buzz here now!

Napoleonic heroes required for yellow jacket training programme. Don’t be stung by being left out of this hive! Buzz here now!


Your Personal Trainer: Her Imperial Highness, Princess Melita Bonaparte

Those Bonaparte Bee-stung lips will bee there to help you transition.  The class is Pass/Fail.

Those Bonaparte Bee-stung lips will bee there to help you transition. The class is Pass/Fail.

PRINCESS MELITA BONAPART RECRUITS FEET OF CLAY!

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Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte re-instituted the draft, focusing her unending dreams of military conquest & weapons of Mass Destruction @ the Terracotta Warriors during the Asian Art Museum’s Opening Party 21 February 2013. She fully intends to see to it personally that all their needs are met while she builds her Empire.

Princess Melita Bonaparte Recruits Terracotta Soldiers

Daft Princess Melita Bonaparte Institutes Draft For Terracotta Military!

Daft Princess Melita Bonaparte Institutes Draft For Terracotta Military! 21 February 2013

Recalling rants of a few years ago, Princess Melita Bonaparte, took it upon herself to issue a proclamation, declaring that she would not tolerate weapons of mass destruction (she was not talking about Church) unless they were hers to use as she sees fit, whenever the mood strikes her. Her Opening Night Party presence, celebrating the Asian Art Museum’s showing of the First Chinese Emperor’s Tomb buddies, the Terracotta Warriors, brought with it claims of direct ownership to these clay fellows. “I am in line to all Imperial Thrones & the spoils of war as well as peace are mine.” By ‘spoils of peace’ (one which was new to our ears) we presume she means a high paying position based on nepotism. When asked, she responded, “My great-great-great-grand Uncle, Emperor Napoleon I, sort of invented it. I only took over where he left off. You might say that I am over qualified for this sort of thing.”

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