Happy Birthday, Peaches Christ! Now Your Birthday Cake Looks….Like…The…Burning…of…Atlanta!!!-It’s not legal inside a building to to that!

Peaches Christ, Happy 40th Birthday….born Princess Melba Bonaparte, taken away just prior to birth, and now like a phoenix–became PEACHES CHRIST!

Many Happy 39ths to go! We’ll keep your true Bonaparte identity & heritage a State Secret! Wishing you the best always—keeping in mind Tura Satana, and so many others you brought into the City!

From the heart of Her Imperial Highness, Your birth-mother, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, sired via Princess Marie Bonaparte & Sigmund Freud, have a Pleasantly Happy Birthday–and we thank Mrs Christ for having given you a home, a family, food, clothing, shelter, those things that Princes Melita was unable to provide. We adore you!

Just warn the Fire Department, and get the permits!

Just warn the Fire Department, and get the permits!

It’s just the birthday cake for Peaches Christ, it just seems like the Burning of Atlanta!

Mother & daughter together at last...birth mother hides behind freakish costume to be near daughter abandoned 40 years ago in Detroit airspace.  The aircraft had to be redone after the water broke.

Mother & daughter together at last…birth mother hides behind freakish costume to be near daughter abandoned 40 years ago in Detroit airspace. The aircraft interior had to be redone after the water broke.

There's no Show Girl like Peaches Christ.  She comes out of a real volcano that somebody puts on a stage.  I always worry that she'll get burned, but she never does...Mothers always worry.

There’s no Show Girl like Peaches Christ. She comes out of a real volcano that somebody puts on a stage. I always worry that she’ll get burned, but she never does…Mothers always worry.

Princess Melita Bonaparte with Sister Roma @ The 40th Spin Around the Sun for Peaches Christ. -3 January 2013

Princess Melita Bonaparte with Sister Roma @ The 40th Spin Around the Sun for Peaches Christ. 5 January 2013.

href=”https://thomasoutt.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/img_1191.jpg”>Hostess Gift Packs were provided by Peaches Christ for the 40th Birthday Party--but look, we are MARKED--paranormal Activities are going to happen.  Princess Melita is terrified.... Hostess Gift Packs were provided by Peaches Christ for the 40th Birthday Party–but look, we are MARKED–Paranormal Activities are going to happen. See Spider Web & a very Noir King David lurks in the background. Princess Melita is terrified….[/caption]

MAY PEACHES HAVE AN APPLE ORCHARD OF CONTINUED SUCCESS! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

HER IMPERIAL HIGHNESS, PRINCESS MELITA BONAPARTE AFTER THE PARTY…

The hauntingly beautiful Princess Melita Bonaparte attends birthday party of her birth daughter, Peaches Christ, at birth named Princess Melba Bonaparte.  She hides the secret that only a birth mother can understand, the pain of 40 years of pain & sorrow in being unable to connect with the child she brought into the world...

The hauntingly beautiful Princess Melita Bonaparte attends birthday party of her birth daughter, Peaches Christ, at birth named Princess Melba Bonaparte. She hides the secret that only a birth mother can understand, the pain of 40 years of pain & sorrow in being unable to connect with the child she brought into the world…

Her Imperial Highness, hiding her identity behind sunglasses once belonging to Jacqueline Onassis. Despite wearing her most precious regalia, including the Order of Charlemagne, she cannot hide the pain she feels knowing that she betrayed a beautiful daughter, leaving her on her own, to face the whirlwind of celebrity without support.

Her Imperial Highness, hiding her identity behind sunglasses once belonging to Jacqueline Onassis. Despite wearing her most precious regalia, including the Order of Charlemagne, she cannot hide the pain she feels knowing that she betrayed a beautiful daughter, leaving her on her own, to face the whirlwind of celebrity without support.

Tonight: Is that five minutes till 9? Or nine minutes to 5? 9-5-Peaches per can?

Tonight, we get Peaches Christ et cie-presenting 9-5! Not much has changed, except now the bosses are women & the insanity comes from slightly different angles. It’s never about customer service, or getting the JOB done, but about making the boss look good. We still worship false gods & still go to their Christmas parties when we’d rather be somewhere else, instead of having to deal with people who like to score brownie points at the expense of a co-worker, to keep the boss happy!

Happy Days of Your Life: 9-5 You Tube

Dolly Parton Sings the Theme Song 9-5 in concert.

After watching the camera scan this arena, I totally ‘get’ Linda Ronstadt‘s career choice. When promoting her book in San Francisco, she mentioned that she did not want to spend the rest of her life singing in buildings that were designed for sports events…that the Greeks got it right with the invention of the proscenium Arch. “I wanted to sing on a stage that had curtains,” she said. Despite liking Dolly Parton & the classic 9-5 film & song, this inadvertently serves as a visual validation of Linda Ronstadt’s career moves.

SOUVENIRS DE PARIS BRÛLE-Une soirée à Paris, à San Francisco!

Le cadeau précieux de la princesse Michael de Kent, à côté de l'autographe de Peaches Christ, dont tous les flux de bénédictions ...

Le cadeau précieux de la princesse Michael de Kent, à côté de l’autographe de Peaches Christ, dont tous les flux de bénédictions …

La princesse Melita Bonaparte a laissé ses biens, y compris un bracelet aigue-marine inestimable, que lui a donnée la princesse Michael de Kent, à l’affiche près de sa table de toilette. Un tel collage de souvenirs de la soirée de la grâce et de l’élégance – ne pouvant servir qu’à une lignée noble tel.

Elle est heureuse de partager avec vous, et prend une joie particulière à l’affiche dédicacée qui commémore son bonheur.

DE PARIS BRÛLE-Une soirée à Paris, à San Francisco!

DE PARIS BRÛLE-Une soirée à Paris, à San Francisco!

The Princess Melita Bonaparte left her belongings, including a priceless aquamarine bracelet, given to her by Princess Michael of Kent, on display near her dressing table. Such a collage of memories from an evening of grace & elegance–fit only for one of such noble lineage.

She is happy to share this with you, and takes particular joy in the autographed poster that commemorates her happiness.

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