HOW DO YOU SPELL S-T-U-P-I-D???

Today, rumour has it, more than 300 MUNI Drivers called in sick. Is SEIU part of the spelling bee?

This was a total calamity, a particularly nasty act–just the kind of thing inept middle managers do to get even with people they don’t like. Doing harm, and this was harm, does no one any good. All it did was make people very angry & even more frustrated with MUNI than ever before.

In a moribund system like this, all that’s missing is the embalming fluid.

Here is an idea I got from the Internet that might help MUNI out, but we would need at least one person willing to drive!

Here is an idea I got from the Internet that might help MUNI out, but we would need at least one person willing to drive!

Come to think of it, this was a huge public relations miss for all those white, sleek, techie buses that have multiplied like gerbils during the last couple of years. Had they been more Pubic Relations savvy, their managers would have jumped up, called in all their drivers, and given the transit-abandoned people a gratis lift. It would have made good business sense.

This whole MUNI thing got me into a foul mood. I felt sort of underrated & overlooked by a nasty transportation system.

This whole MUNI thing got me into a foul mood. I felt sort of underrated & overlooked by a nasty transportation system.

DO YOU LIKE HORROR STORIES?

This is supposed to be a MUNI bus stop, located @ Laguna Honda.  In reality, it's a fetid toilet.  No 'Saniflush' going on here!

This is supposed to be a MUNI bus stop, located @ Laguna Honda. In reality, it’s a fetid toilet. No ‘Saniflush’ going on here!

I think we get the message loud & clear, passengers don't count for a damned thing, not at all!  Shame on MUNI & SEIU!!!

I think we get the message loud & clear, passengers don’t count for a damned thing, not at all! Shame on MUNI & SEIU!!!

WHEN YOU SEE THIS SIGN, BELIEVE IT!

Now you know, without doubt, per MUNI--Sick Days Are A RIGHT!

Now you know, without doubt, per MUNI–Sick Days Are A RIGHT!

MUNI STATION ATTENDANT GIVES THUMBS UP TO DEATH BY BRANDING!

Right after work, a garden slug was smoking an eCigarette while waiting on the Outbound platform @ Market/Castro Streets. I complained to the Station Attendant. Is taking stupid pills part of the job requirement of being a MUNI Station attendant? I was told “There is nothing I can do about it.”

In San Francisco, you have to get 896 permits if you want to paint your back porch red. You have to bribe people to get past the zillions of kilometres of ‘red tape’ just to do the simplest of things for your personal property. You pay 10 cents for a bag at any store, even Burger King.

Are you really going to ask me to believe that it is perfectly okay for slime bags and garden slugs to smoke their goddamned eCigarettes & blow their goddamned smoke in my face on a MUNI platform? Do I have to get cancer from their smoke? Does it take an Act of Congress to get something as obvious as this is to be addressed on an appropriate Public Health level?

Do I have to find an attorney to sue MUNI for permitting this? Or, was this station attendant too afraid of being written up for insubordination (the favourite word of inept managers) to enforce (by-now) well-established social norms?

If it is legal to smoke eCigarettes any place you want to smoke them, then why not just revoke all the laws about smoking and bring it all back to the way it was in 1980, when you could not even go to see a film without gasping through the clouds of smoke? Worse than the fools who buy this stuff & use their lungs as chimneys are the goddamned companies that manufacture this dung. Would you willingly eat poison? Looks like the answer to this dumb question is “Yes” –if it is properly branded, and you get beautiful celebrity endorsements, the lemmings will follow.

These crazed contraptions will prove every bit as dangerous as the ones that are still grown on plantations & still marketed to the people among us who can least afford them.

The banning of smoking in public places includes trash, as well as cigarettes.

It’s the law. MUNI Station attendants need to understand this. A request for enforcement should not be considered something that is to be dismissed or a cause for an argument. Our health is at stake.

Per MUNI Station Attendant, it is just wonderful for you to be subjected to eCigarette smoke from your nearest thug/garden slug on the MUNI platform.  "Nothing can be done."

Per MUNI Station Attendant, it is just wonderful for you to be subjected to eCigarette smoke from your nearest thug/garden slug on the MUNI platform. “Nothing can be done.”

Will this help MUNI Station Attendants better understand the Public Health Issue of smoking while waiting on station platforms is wrong?
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AND HERE IS THE SLAP IN YOUR FACE: LET BLU eCIGS TAKE BACK OUR FREEDOM!
The hookers on Post Street have more integrity than this one…enjoy your freedom!

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LET’S GATHER TOGETHER FOR ADDICTION–IT’S COOL, MENTHOL, & BRANDED!

LET’S BRAND TOGETHER & SEE WHO CAN DIE THE SLOWEST POSSIBLE DEATH!!!!
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Mission Rock Street Rocks, even if there are no Rocks!

Why, you must be asking yourself, this 2nd Day of Xmas, 2013–does Mission Rock Street not have any giant boulders? Of course, you are asking this question, don’t try to get out of it, you were thinking about this issue ever since you were in 4th grade, unless you were held back in third grade, or are only in the second grade! Otherwise, I am convinced that every sentient being on this planet (except for “W”) has been studying this history with great intensity & fanatic-like fervour. Why are there no hills in Beverly Hills? There must be some celestial reason that links all of this. Why is enough spelled the way it is spelled, and given a pronunciation that has little, if any, relationship to the phonics of its letters.

Alas, I just don’t know. I do know that you have to be careful to remember that you are not on Mission Street, and you must click your heels and keep saying “Mission Rock, Mission Rock, Mission Rock.” If you don’t, you will wander around on Mission Street, and never find the true love you need.

SO HERE IS MISSION ROCK! LIKE BEVERLY HILLS, NO HILLS, NO ROCKS!

I went into a trance last night & consulted with Edith Beale, Jr--and she thinks that a decorating committee should come up with beautifully placed boulders at tastefully paced intervals, so that Mission Rock street has a reason for it's name.  Princess Melita Bonaparte has issued a command that this be done--Maybe they can donate some rocks from the grounds of Tatoi Palace.  Who will pay for the shipping?  It's always something!

I went into a trance last night & consulted with Edith Beale, Jr–and she thinks that a decorating committee should come up with beautifully placed boulders at tastefully paced intervals, so that Mission Rock street has a reason for its name. Princess Melita Bonaparte has issued a command that this be done–Maybe they can donate some rocks from the grounds of Tatoi Palace. Who will pay for the shipping? It’s always something!

You will find it easy access from the MUNI subway system, if there are any drivers. The exit sign seems to emit a sort of friendliness. You just want to be there. Don’t take my word for it, go ahead & find out for yourself…

Don't miss your exit & go way South.  The sign is marked & easy to read.

Don’t miss your exit & go way South. The sign is marked & easy to read.


If you are invited to a party to Mission Rock Street, you might be lucky and have hosts who are delightful & thoughtful enough to see to it that you don’t get lost on your journey. I was lucky and had that!
The most famous Reindeer in the world, once a victim of deer bullying (when in grammar school) lent his internationally known image, to show the way!

The most famous Reindeer in the world, once a victim of deer bullying (when in grammar school), lent his internationally-known image, to show the way!

YOU COULD NOT MISS IT!

There you are!  We all found it!  Candy Cane Lane, the site of the party!

There you are! We all found it! Candy Cane Lane, the site of the party!

Strata Apartments–Right on Mission Rock Street!

The Club Room @ Strata Apartments, 555 Mission Rock Street.  Now the Mission is to get some boulder sized rocks on Mission Rock Street>  Merry Christmas+What a fine party it was!  22 December 2013

The Club Room @ Strata Apartments, 555 Mission Rock Street. Now the Mission is to get some boulder sized rocks on Mission Rock Street! Merry Christmas+What a fine party it was! 22 December 2013.

Escaped Elephant Mauls Princess!

San Francisco: Powell & Market Street MUNI terminal entrance/exit. Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, was attempting to do volunteer work, lending her name on behalf of the Grey Gardens of Greece, Tatoi Palace. “It’s in terrible condition, so much in need of restoration as is the Monarchy itself.”

Her selfless efforts were met with an unexpected & life threatening encounter with an escaped elephant, nearly causing her premature demise, and certainly spoiled her fund-raising efforts last weekend. “Funny how the controlled press did not report about this, they don’t care about my Greek relatives & the squalor that has befallen the Tatoi Palace, one of the homes for my Grandparents, Prince & Princess Andrew of Greece. My Grandmother was better known as being Princess Marie Bonaparte. They would both be so sad about the condition of the Palace.”

“I think the elephant is a lineal descendant of those used by Hannibal when he crossed the Alps a few years ago,” mused the still unnerved Bonaparte Heiress.

“It was a crime, a set up–to get rid of me, and keep the Greeks chained to that dysfunctional republic that is forever in debt. They need to put me in charge of things, that’s the best way!”

This was an assassination attempt, the Princess maintains.  Everyone saw it, and no one tried to help me.

“This was an assassination attempt,” the Princess maintains. “Everyone saw it, and no one tried to help me.”

“If this had happened to Princess Anne, she would have gotten a saddle & ridden it in a horse show! But, Oh, no, the crowd was screaming “Kill! Kill!” Why do they hate me so?”

Princess Melita Bonaparte's fund-raising efforts go largely unnoticed as she barely escapes with her life. "I'd do it again, for the people of Greece," claims the dedicated Imperial Royalist.

Princess Melita Bonaparte’s fund raising efforts go largely unnoticed as she barely escapes with her life. “I’d do it again, for the people of Greece,” claims the dedicated Imperial Royalist.

“Tatoi Palace is my home,” declares Princess Melita Bonaparte
“I want it back!”

I Thought Day of the Dead Was About Dead People

Defying all logic & 45 minutes behind schedule.  When it comes to the 37 Corbitt bus, if you miss this week's bus, you are...well, what nice word is there?   You are______!  Yes, that's the word!  'ed' at the end for tense purposes!

Defying all logic & 45 minutes behind schedule. When it comes to the 37 Corbitt bus, if you miss this week’s bus, you are…well, what nice word is there? You are______! Yes, that’s the word! ‘ed’ at the end for tense purposes!

INSTEAD, it is about the bus system in San Francisco, and you can celebrate it any damned day of the year. You don’t have to bother getting make up, wigs, or any silly costumes from one of those Spirit shops two days after Halloween. This is an opportunity for your third nerve to be totally shot 365 days a year, and on Leap Year, you get an extra day of bad service for Free!

Get to know your neighbours & split taxicab costs when you don’t want to wait till reaching old age before getting homeward bound!

What is really sad about this is that Zillions of dollars are poured down this system every year & it is just a downward spiral! Totally out of control!