A Cab Driver & A Nun-Mother Superior Vena Cava, OSF

MOTHER SUPERIOR VENA CAVA SHARES HER DARKEST SECRETS

Mother Superior Vena Cava makes a Confession & renews her vows.

Mother Superior Vena Cava makes a Confession & renews her vows.

A cab driver picks up a nun. She gets into the taxi, and the driver won’t stop staring @ her.

She asks him why is he staring & he replies, “Sister, I want to ask you something, but I don’t want to offend you.”

She answers, “My dear son, you cannot offend me. When you are as old as I am, and have been a nun for as long as I have, you get a chance to see & hear just about everything. I am not cloistered, as you can see. I am sure there’s nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive.”

“Well, I’ve always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me.”

She responds, “Well, let’s see what we can do about that: number one, you have to be single, and number two, you must be Catholic.”

The taxi driver is very excited & says, “Yes, I am single & I’m Catholic, too”

The nun says, “Okay, pull into the next alley,” He does & the nun fulfills his fantasy. But when they get back on the road, the taxi driver starts crying.

“My dear child, says the nun, Why are you crying?”

“Forgive me, Sister, but I have sinned. I lied. I must confess, I’m married & I’m Jewish.”

The nun says, “That’s okay. My name is Kevin & I’m on my way to a Halloween party.”

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