Giant Rabbit Hops Princess! Christmas Day Mayhem!

25 December 2013-San Francisco–A giant rabbit, lurking the otherwise peaceful neighbourhood of Masonic Avenue, was released by a Satanic Cult, to spy upon, and ultimately, murder, the newly installed Queen of Alaska & The North Pole, Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte. Less than two weeks ago, when attempting to raise funds for the restoration of the dilapidated Greek Tatoi Palace, the Princess, a living Saint, was attacked by a trained elephant.

“None of the other members of my extensive Bonaparte clan will step forward to help me,” the terrified Princess told us @ the time of press. “I stand alone, single-handedly trying to restore monarchies, Portugal, Italy, Russia, Greece, Ethiopia, Brasil, none of them will lift a finger,” wept the Princess. Even the Turkish people want to return to life under the Eastern Empire, and no one could lead them better than I. But I will not be embittered by this experience. Someone had put something in this poor rabbits lettuce. Why Let Us Alone is my poem for all rabbits, and none of them would think of attacking me, unless under the influence of bad, bad, bad people–I think Sarah Palin is directly responsible, and intend to get to the bottom of this rancid barrel of rot!”-ranted the rattled Princess.

Fortunately, all of this was recorded by FBI Intelligence Officer, Gilbert Pickett, who prevented the near slaughter of the Princess. “It was almost like a ritual,” noted Mr Pickett.

"This giant rabbit, like the kind you see all over Germany, came out of nowhere & started for the kitchen knife.  I thought it was the end," reported Mr Pickett.

“This giant rabbit, like the kind you see all over Germany, came out of nowhere & started for the kitchen knife. I thought it was the end,” reported Mr Pickett.

"The only thing that saved me was my Prayers for Divine Intervention.  I prayed for liquid nitrogen, and I think Batkid must have dropped some though the opened window," explained the devout Princess.

“The only thing that saved me was my Prayers for Divine Intervention. I prayed for liquid nitrogen, and I think Batkid must have dropped some though the opened window,” explained the devout Princess.

It was observed that the rabbit seemed to have a great deal of familiarity with the set up of the apartment of the party host…this simply added layers of confusion to the matter, when conversation drifted to MURDER SHE WROTE…

"Not to worry, I have it all recorded on here," Intelligence Officer Gilbert Pickett reported.

“Not to worry, I have it all recorded on here,” Intelligence Officer Gilbert Pickett reported.

Mission Rock Street Rocks, even if there are no Rocks!

Why, you must be asking yourself, this 2nd Day of Xmas, 2013–does Mission Rock Street not have any giant boulders? Of course, you are asking this question, don’t try to get out of it, you were thinking about this issue ever since you were in 4th grade, unless you were held back in third grade, or are only in the second grade! Otherwise, I am convinced that every sentient being on this planet (except for “W”) has been studying this history with great intensity & fanatic-like fervour. Why are there no hills in Beverly Hills? There must be some celestial reason that links all of this. Why is enough spelled the way it is spelled, and given a pronunciation that has little, if any, relationship to the phonics of its letters.

Alas, I just don’t know. I do know that you have to be careful to remember that you are not on Mission Street, and you must click your heels and keep saying “Mission Rock, Mission Rock, Mission Rock.” If you don’t, you will wander around on Mission Street, and never find the true love you need.

SO HERE IS MISSION ROCK! LIKE BEVERLY HILLS, NO HILLS, NO ROCKS!

I went into a trance last night & consulted with Edith Beale, Jr--and she thinks that a decorating committee should come up with beautifully placed boulders at tastefully paced intervals, so that Mission Rock street has a reason for it's name.  Princess Melita Bonaparte has issued a command that this be done--Maybe they can donate some rocks from the grounds of Tatoi Palace.  Who will pay for the shipping?  It's always something!

I went into a trance last night & consulted with Edith Beale, Jr–and she thinks that a decorating committee should come up with beautifully placed boulders at tastefully paced intervals, so that Mission Rock street has a reason for its name. Princess Melita Bonaparte has issued a command that this be done–Maybe they can donate some rocks from the grounds of Tatoi Palace. Who will pay for the shipping? It’s always something!

You will find it easy access from the MUNI subway system, if there are any drivers. The exit sign seems to emit a sort of friendliness. You just want to be there. Don’t take my word for it, go ahead & find out for yourself…

Don't miss your exit & go way South.  The sign is marked & easy to read.

Don’t miss your exit & go way South. The sign is marked & easy to read.


If you are invited to a party to Mission Rock Street, you might be lucky and have hosts who are delightful & thoughtful enough to see to it that you don’t get lost on your journey. I was lucky and had that!
The most famous Reindeer in the world, once a victim of deer bullying (when in grammar school) lent his internationally known image, to show the way!

The most famous Reindeer in the world, once a victim of deer bullying (when in grammar school), lent his internationally-known image, to show the way!

YOU COULD NOT MISS IT!

There you are!  We all found it!  Candy Cane Lane, the site of the party!

There you are! We all found it! Candy Cane Lane, the site of the party!

Strata Apartments–Right on Mission Rock Street!

The Club Room @ Strata Apartments, 555 Mission Rock Street.  Now the Mission is to get some boulder sized rocks on Mission Rock Street>  Merry Christmas+What a fine party it was!  22 December 2013

The Club Room @ Strata Apartments, 555 Mission Rock Street. Now the Mission is to get some boulder sized rocks on Mission Rock Street! Merry Christmas+What a fine party it was! 22 December 2013.

This Christmas, Let’s Say It Along With Mary…

“My soul doth magnify the Lord…”

Maria-Magnificat The Blessings of the Spirit of Christmas to All.

Maria-Magnificat
The Blessings of the Spirit of Christmas to All.

My soul doth magnify the Lord,
And my spirit hath rejoiced in God my Saviour.
For He hath regarded
the low estate of His handmaiden:
for, behold, from henceforth
all generations shall call me blessed.
For He that is mighty hath done to me great things;
and holy is His name.
And His mercy is on them that fear Him
from generation to generation.
He hath shewed strength with His arm;
He hath scattered the proud in the imagination of their hearts.
He hath put down the mighty from their seats,
and hath exalted them of low degree.
He hath filled the hungry with good things;
and the rich He hath sent empty away.
He hath holpen His servant Israel,
in remembrence of His mercy;
As He spake to our fathers, to Abraham,
and to his seed for ever.

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The Visitation in the Book of Hours of the Duc de Berry; the Magnificat in Latin

Magnificat anima mea Dominum
Et exultavit spiritus meus in Deo salutari meo.
Quia respexit humilitatem ancillæ suæ:
ecce enim ex hoc beatam me dicent omnes generationes.
Quia fecit mihi magna qui potens est, et sanctum nomen eius.
Et misericordia eius a progenie in progenies timentibus eum.
Fecit potentiam in bracchio suo, dispersit superbos mente cordis sui.
Deposuit potentes de sede et exaltavit humiles.
Esurientes implevit bonis et divites dimisit inanes,
Suscepit Israel puerum suum recordatus misericordiæ suæ,
Sicut locutus est ad patres nostros, Abraham et semini eius in sæcula.

magnificat – song of mary – gospel of luke – 1:46-55

Μεγαλύνει ἡ ψυχή μου τὸν Κύριον
καὶ ἠγαλλίασεν τὸ πνεῦμά μου ἐπὶ τῷ Θεῷ τῷ σωτῆρί μου,
ὅτι ἐπέβλεψεν ἐπὶ τὴν ταπείνωσιν τῆς δούλης αυτοῦ.
ἰδοὺ γὰρ ἀπὸ τοῦ νῦν μακαριοῦσίν με πᾶσαι αἱ γενεαί,
ὅτι ἐποίησέν μοι μεγάλα ὁ δυνατός,
καὶ ἅγιον τὸ ὄνομα αὐτοῦ,
καὶ τὸ ἔλεος αὐτοῦ εἰς γενεὰς καὶ γενεὰς
τοῖς φοβουμένοις αυτόν.
Ἐποίησεν κράτος ἐν βραχίονι αὐτοῦ,
διεσκόρπισεν ὑπερηφάνους διανοίᾳ καρδίας αὐτῶν·
καθεῖλεν δυνάστας ἀπὸ θρόνων
καὶ ὕψωσεν ταπεινούς,
πεινῶντας ἐνέπλησεν ἀγαθῶν
καὶ πλουτοῦντας ἐξαπέστειλεν κενούς.
ἀντελάβετο Ἰσραὴλ παιδὸς αὐτοῦ,
μνησθῆναι ἐλέους,
καθὼς ἐλάλησεν πρὸς τοὺς πατέρας ἡμῶν
τῷ Αβραὰμ καὶ τῷ σπέρματι αὐτοῦ εἰς τὸν αἰῶνα.[4]
References: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Magnificat