Bonaparte Princess Lights Up Black Friday 2013

San Francisco: Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, did of her own free will proclaim during the Annual Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony that all people shall willingly & joyfully work a 10-hour shift next Thanksgiving Day, 12 hours on 25 December 2013–and 14 hours for New Years Day–without any form of compensation. She will, of course, work but it will be to collect extremely heavy fines for those who are not willingly & joyfully working for free. Anyone who is paid for work during these former holidays, will turn said monies over to her “Princess Melita Bonaparte Jewelry Fund.” She expects this to be passed by overwhelming majorities in both Senate & Congress in an Extra-ordinary Session. Only her Birthday will be exempt from taxes. Compulsory celebration of this event, with potlucks, which will be taxed, will be for the restoration of Tatoi Palace, the Grey Gardens of Greece.

She expects to reclaim the Greek Throne at the earliest date possible, and from there, all the rest of Europe’s thrones will be willing given to her by the grateful citizens of her vast & loyal group of international subjects. Once she has completed the Gift of Constantine Thrones, the rest of the world will be obligated to accept her benevolent rule.

She wishes to rule by total & abject devotion–to her. All things must be about her, and nothing else must matter. Her moods will govern how you should feel, not any of the circumstances of your life. “The democratic process is just too complicated, my way is easier & far less expensive All classes will be eliminated, as I will be the ONLY being with money. Obamacare, will get a new computer system–all easily funded by my sense of noblesse oblige. No one will need to read any more ‘how-to’ books, my emotional intelligence will be enough for everyone & I will fix all the problems by having temper tantrums. I have been blessed with a wonderful role model,” the Princess confessed. “I wish I could say that I thought this up all by myself, but I just observed reality and decided to go with this. Why re-invent a bad wheel?”

“There will be new contests of loyalty. The Most Loyal will get wonderful stickers & personally autographed Letters of Reference, and many other brownie points for their resumes,” the Princess has informed us.

“Turning the world upside down is my goal. It was so boring the other way around.”

The chants of "We want Melita!" totally drowned out any other sound.  They did not say what they wanted, but the Princess was visibly moved by the utter devotion of her loyal subjects.

The chants of “We want Melita!” totally drowned out any other sound. They did not say what they wanted, but the Princess was visibly moved by the utter devotion of her loyal subjects.

The Imperial Police Protection Force, a branch of the Napoleonic League, express their Eternal Loyalty to Princess Melita Bonaparte.  They each begged for more holidays to work without pay.  The Princess told them that a grateful nation will reward enough.  They were clearly elated by her Imperial presence.

The Imperial Police Protection Force, a branch of the Napoleonic League, express their Eternal Loyalty to Princess Melita Bonaparte. They each begged for more holidays to work without pay. The Princess told them that a grateful nation will reward enough. They were clearly elated by her Imperial presence.

Girl With A Pearl Earring: Now At The DeYoung Museum!

"If the telling of my life is a novel, then it will be a bestseller," proclaims Princess Melita Bonaparte.

“If the telling of my life is a novel, then it will be a bestseller,” proclaims Princess Melita Bonaparte.

The allure of Girl With A Pearl Earring has been compared to Da Vinci’s Mona Lisa. No sooner were the words out of our mouth, than Melita Bonaparte assured us, that it, too, was a likeness that had been done of her several years ago. “Where is it? I want it back!”–Is it the medicines that she takes? Is it a food allergy, mushrooms, LSD flashbacks? Seems that she lives in a make-believe world & much in common with Princess Lee Radziwill, except that Melita Bonaparte is a real princess, born to the dynastic family, that still keeps a condo in Elba, ‘just in case.’

"I plan to take a nice sized tote bag & take it & put the copy I get from the Museum gift shop in its place.  They'll be to embarrassed about the publicity.  Besides that, it's mine, I tell you, mine."

“I plan to take a nice sized tote bag & take the original home with me & put the copy I get from the Museum gift shop in its place. Those de Young people will be too embarrassed about the publicity to follow me around. Besides that, it’s mine, I tell you, mine!”

Princess Melita Bonaparte just asks for a personal Waterloo, it must run in the family???

Now she claims that she starred in a film about the painting of her own portrait. She’s becoming a trifle too Film Noir, a Gene Tierney who causes all sorts of excitement.

“They cast me in the part, it was cheaper for them to do so, as I was able to supply all the fine dinnerware & eating utensils that the servants usually kept polished for us”–Princess Melita Bonaparte

“Melita Bonaparte has all of the modesty of Pola Negri.”--Anonymous

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UNA PRINCESA Y SUS ACCESORIOS INESTIMABLE

No podemos permitir que dispppointment para el pueblo.

No podemos permitir que dispppointment para el pueblo.

Napoleón no esperamos menos de la suya que lo mejor.

Napoleón no esperamos menos de la suya que lo mejor.

Su Alteza Serenísima, la Princesa Melita Bonaparte, graciosamente consintió en tener un primer plano, fotografía detallada, tomada de su brazalete patrimonio inestimable de la aguamarina.

Ella dice: “Mi público no exige menos de mi parte, y esto es algo que debemos respetar con todo mi corazón. Hacer menos que eso no les servirá bien.”

SOUVENIRS DE PARIS BRÛLE-Une soirée à Paris, à San Francisco!

Le cadeau précieux de la princesse Michael de Kent, à côté de l'autographe de Peaches Christ, dont tous les flux de bénédictions ...

Le cadeau précieux de la princesse Michael de Kent, à côté de l’autographe de Peaches Christ, dont tous les flux de bénédictions …

La princesse Melita Bonaparte a laissé ses biens, y compris un bracelet aigue-marine inestimable, que lui a donnée la princesse Michael de Kent, à l’affiche près de sa table de toilette. Un tel collage de souvenirs de la soirée de la grâce et de l’élégance – ne pouvant servir qu’à une lignée noble tel.

Elle est heureuse de partager avec vous, et prend une joie particulière à l’affiche dédicacée qui commémore son bonheur.

DE PARIS BRÛLE-Une soirée à Paris, à San Francisco!

DE PARIS BRÛLE-Une soirée à Paris, à San Francisco!

The Princess Melita Bonaparte left her belongings, including a priceless aquamarine bracelet, given to her by Princess Michael of Kent, on display near her dressing table. Such a collage of memories from an evening of grace & elegance–fit only for one of such noble lineage.

She is happy to share this with you, and takes particular joy in the autographed poster that commemorates her happiness.