Normally, I can’t cook anything more complicated than Pop Tarts. It’s just not my area of expertise. I enjoy cleaning the kitchen, pushing dust from one end of my realm to another, but I do make gourmet quality Holy Water.
You will need a stove. You will need a container for water. This may sound obvious, but we live in a very stressful world, but the bigger the container, the more water you can put in the container. Don’t feel bad if you wouldn’t have thought of this.
If you have indoor plumbing, you will need to learn how to use the faucet of the kitchen sink. Draw the amount of water that you need in the container, then boil the Hell out if it. You can watch this, and prove that a watched pot will boil. So, you will be doing something scientific as well as spiritual in this process.
This is going to be the critical part. You see, there are filthy people in this world, Fred Phelps, Pat Robertson–They will require total immersion. If opportunity knocks & you get the chance to save their Souls, don’t worry about their bodies. Let the Total Immersion & fond memories of any of your favourite Alfred Hitchcock or Roman Polanski films take over & you can just immerse the bejesus out of them, with the kindest of intentions, I must add.
This recipe is proven to work, but only if one has the Right Intentions.