THE SAINTS GO MARCHING ON!

Now, that the air has been cleared about electronic cigarettes, we now have a Saint Update. Catholics have a Saint for everything. So, for all those zeros & ones who used to feel so lonely, there is now room for blessing & being blessed. Here is the Saint for Digital Mobile Devices. We don’t want to get a head start on the Vatican, just help them out a little. So, now I can get one of these contraptions & Dial-A-Prayer! And maybe have a contest to assign a Saint to watch over our digital doings. Any thoughts as to who would be the best Saint to have for Mobile Devices? My pick is St Christopher, he was probably imaginary, plus, I have recently learnt that when ferrying over the Christ Child on his back, he dropped the very first Cellular Telephone into the river. He’d just invented it, and said, “Jesus Christ!” in a rather thunderous voice when this momentous thing happened. The rest is history. Then, when people, even non-Catholics, liked him so much, the Vatican stepped in & suppressed him, telling us he was not needed on the Universal Calendar anymore, that there was not enough information about him to authenticate his observance. Well, I just had a Revelation, and thought I’d share it with you. It looks like this Saint is a woman, so Christopher might be out of the running for a while longer. But she seems nice enough, and maybe she’ll help Chris get his back in place in line.

Keep your Spirits up, and let this Saint pray for us & act as an intercessor for our unspoken needs.

Word has it that this Lady discovered the very first Cellular Telephone that was invented by St. Christopher, but got dropped in the river. Her finding this relic assures her a valid role in watching over us  in  loving way.  Lord knows, we need it.

Word has it that this Lady found the long lost, very first Cellular Telephone that was invented by St. Christopher, but got dropped in the river. Her finding this relic assures her a valid role in watching over us in a loving way. Lord knows, we need it.

Funeral of Princess Antoinette Bonaparte-18 May 2013-Victim of Brutal Murder

Despite her prayers of healing, the personal grief of Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, cannot help but be felt & shared by her millions of supporters during this difficult time.

More from the Princess Melita

You can see that she is heart broken, despite her efforts at clinging to Imperial dignity,that is required of her.

Et resurrexit tertia die…

….secundum Spripturus,
et ascendit in caelum,
sedet ad detexteram Patris

Et expecto resurrectionem mortuorum, et vitam venturi saeculi.  Amen.

Et expecto resurrectionem mortuorum, et vitam venturi saeculi. Amen.

HAPPY EASTER TO EVERYONE, WHICH IS HOW IT WAS INTENDED FROM DAY ONE!

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