Hollywood With The Last Bonaparte-Now Restored to the Imperial Line!

Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte has stolen the famous quotation from her Grandmother, Princess Marie Bonaparte: “If anyone writes the story of my life, it should be called THE LAST BONAPARTE, for I am the last. My cousins of the Imperial Line are only Napoléons.” For best adapted quotation, the Oscar clearly went to the Only Bonaparte, Princess Melita.

Winner Takes All–The Imperial Glory Went to Princess Melita

Princess Melita, still in deep depression ever since learning that the 'standee' for Paranormal Activities was tossed into the AMC dumpster, went on a popcorn binge eating spree--unable to complete her acceptance speech.  The Princess mourns the loss of all art.

Princess Melita, still in deep depression ever since learning that the ‘standee’ for Paranormal Activities was tossed into the AMC dumpster, went on a popcorn binge eating spree–unable to complete her acceptance speech. The Princess mourns the loss of all art.

Hollywood will never be the same for Princess Melita Bonaparte…

"After learning about how 'standee' art is tossed into dumpsters, life is just not the same.  Hollywood is being thrown away instead of cherished," mourns Her Imperial Highness.

“After learning about how ‘standee’ art is tossed into dumpsters, life is just not the same. Hollywood is being thrown away instead of being cherished,” mourns Her Imperial Highness.

“The least AMC & other mulitplex theatre outlets could do is to develop a raffle system to benefit appropriate charities. These items are culturally important,” the Princess tearfully explained.

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