HAPPY ST. PATRICK’S INEVITABLE DAY!

Wishing you all a Happy St Patrick’s Day From Glenn Acornn–someone found him in an alley & got him in rehab.

CONTEST LOSS LEADS TO BONAPARTE BINGE DRUNK

COSTEST LOSS LEADS TO BONAPARTE BINGE DRUNK

Princess Melita Bonaparte is sending out an unheard cry for help, claims noted anonymous Freudian analyst, Hoodman Fletcher.

Her Serene Highness tossed down enough martinis to stagger the strength of a team of horses when she lost the Dawn Wiener look-a-like contest, 8 February 2013. She drank enough to embalm one of Napoleon’s armies! With a liver the size of Texas, Princess Melita Bonaparte needs a 12-Hike back to sobriety. The poor doll seemed fated to be an unwilling drinking companion to the perpetually down-on-her luck princess. WELCOME TO THE DOLLHOUSE, MELITA BONAPARTE STYLE!

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