Princess Melita Bonaparte Volunteers to Take CEO Position @ ORACLE

I HAVE NO QUALIFICATIONS FOR THIS JOB, OTHER THAN MY UNPARALELLED BEAUTY & TRANQUILITY OF SPIRIT. I WOULD SAVE THE SERBIAN PEOPLE MONEY, AS THEY WOULD NEED TO CHOSE ANOTHER QUEEN REGNANT, BUT THE MONEY I EARN AS CEO OF ORACLE WOULD GO TOWARDS THE RESTORATION OF THE GREEK, PORTUGUESE, AND ROUMANIAN MONARCHY.

IF THE PEOPLE OF SCOTLAND WANT INDEPENDENCE IT MUST BE WITH THE FOLLOWING CONDITION: I, HER IMPERIAL & APOSTOLIC HIGHNESS, PRINCESS MELITA BONAPARTE, WILL BECOME THEIR MOST CATHOLIC MAJESTY & WITH THAT SECURELY IN PLACE, EDINBURGH WILL BECOME THE RICHEST CITY IN THE WORLD. THE COMBINATION WILL BE UNMATCHED IN THE HISTORY OF MONARCHY, BUSINESS, POLITICS AND BEAUTIFUL JEWELRY
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“WE CAN EXPORT THE POLITICS, BUT MY BASIC PLAN IS TO KEEP ALL OF THE MONEY & WEAR THE CROWN JEWELS TO BREAKFAST.”–Princess Melita Bonaparte

Her Imperial & Apostolic Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, posed before the post mortem (some question good taste & authenticity, but the Princess claims this is a True Fact & cannot be denied or questioned) before the head of her beloved ancestor, Mary Queen of Scots. "I cannot just sit by & watch my beloved Scotland lose their identity & turn into a another frozen-yogurt, banana republic, without at least trying to show them a a better way of life, pleaded the Princess.

Her Imperial & Apostolic Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, posed before the post mortem (some question good taste & authenticity, but the Princess claims this is a True Fact & cannot be denied or questioned) head of her beloved ancestor, Mary Queen of Scots. “I cannot just sit by & watch my beloved Scotland lose her national identity & turn into a another frozen-yogurt, banana republic, without at least trying to show them a a better way of life, and teach them customer service skills,” pleaded the Princess.

You Scream, we scream, we all scream in bad dreams!!!!!

There is nothing like a send up of an iconic work of art to send a communal shiver up the spines of Sentient Beings. Here is my Throwback Thursday:

Edvard Munch's iconic masterpiece, THE SCREAM, attained this status because its unique take on the horror of life (rather than the fear of death) caught our collective imaginations so brilliantly.  For Throwback Thursday, my toss from the Bush Era, ripple effect from the Reagan Era.

Edvard Munch’s iconic masterpiece, THE SCREAM, attained this status because its unique take on the horror of life (rather than the fear of death) caught our collective imagination so brilliantly. For Throwback Thursday, my toss from the Bush Era, ripple effect from the Reagan Era.


YOU TUBE OF ANOTHER INTERPRETATION OF THE SCREAM!

Litte Fish In A Bowl

Artist "Finch" captured a lonely fish in a bowl @ Market & Church Street MUNI Station.

Artist “Finch” captured a likeness of lonely fish in a bowl @ Market & Church Street MUNI Station.

Little fish in a bowl
Forever swimming a glassed-in hole.
Life can’t much fun for you,
Not enough water to even be blue.

Will freedom ever come your way?
A stream with others might you play
And life your life as meant to be
With friends like you for company.

“If I Can’t Do Right, Wrong Is The Only Choice Left.”–Princess Melita Bonaparte

Last night, Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte became the first non-reigning Monarch-in-waiting, to be honoured by a non-commissioned portrait of her likeness. It was all done via telepathy, as neither the Princess nor the artist had ever met. When H.I.H was presented by her page with the newspaper announcement of this special art event, she was immediately struck by the uncanny Imperial resemblance. “I ordered my page to get the driver immediately. I had to attend”

“There are no accidents, except freak accidents; and they are the only ones that interest me,” informed the Princess. “When I saw this freak accident posted via the press, I knew I had to come & see myself as others see me. It seemed to me to be the opportunity of a lifetime, too good to pass up.”

"When I saw this, I knew that I was chosen to be the vessel of Restoration for the Greek Monarchy."--Melita Bonaparte

“When I saw this, I knew that I was chosen to be the vessel of Restoration for the Greek Monarchy. There was no longer any question in my mind, this is an authentic miracle, one that will be proven by the Holy Orthodox & Catholic Church”–Melita Bonaparte

“Of course, given my inclinations, I was, indeed, tempted by my lifelong love of authentic horror to be drawn to the article immediately below. But Sanctified, as all Royalty is, I was Divinely guided to make the Right Choice, the only choice I could possibly make. Out of duty to my people, I appeared, and horror merged with art, and we were one. It was the happiest evening of my life. Only the Rite (and my right) of Holy Coronation, could be any better.”

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before."--Maw West

“When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I’ve never tried before.”–Mae West

The Doppelgänger Moment of Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte
26 April 2014 Prior to Coronation: 800 Chestnut Street, San Francisco.

Photograph of White Head I, 2012, by artist Ashley Bickerton--

Photograph of White Head I, 2012, by artist Ashley Bickerton

"Finding one's self is a life long journey.  Artist Ashley Bickerton has provided me the map."--Princess Melita Bonaparte 26 April 2014

Finding one’s self is a life long journey. Artist Ashley Bickerton has provided me the map.”–Princess Melita Bonaparte 26 April 2014

Happy St. Patrick’s Day From Princess Melita Bonaparte

Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, wishes all a Happy St. Patrick’s Day. She appeals for those who are falsely imprisoned, that they may find justice.

Princess Melita Bonaparte pleads for those in jail who have no head, no voice of their own..."Such needless suffering must end," she appeals to the world.

Princess Melita Bonaparte pleads for those in jail who have no head, no voice of their own…”Such needless suffering must end,” she appeals to the world.

In prayerful mode, the Princess assists those in prisons with her spiritual benefits, endless prayer & advocacy.

In prayerful mode, the Princess assists those in prisons with her spiritual benefits, endless prayer & advocacy.

“Let us come together to bring better schools & a better future for our people. Prisons are the result of a society that has been mislead by following the Values of Wal-Mart & other forms of corporate greed. No one should be denied educational or medical benefits & no one should have to depend upon being named ‘Employee of the Month’ as their only source of validation. Parking lots, where no one walks to the stores , are not the answer. We must seek simpler ways to live that encourage education, appreciation of art & literature & no more throwing away of film promotional art into dumpsters. Let the creative spirit of art thrive, and become a benefit for all communities. Let us send a light out to the rest of the world of this special day!”

The Piet Mondrian of San Francisco MUNI

Somewhere in the process of avoiding eCigarettes, this gem of art made an appearance before me! It was a lucky find. The comparison to the Dutch artist Piet Mondrian was immediately obvious. Have no idea what the intention was for the various tapes, but it was one of those opportunities to snap & save. Maybe it will fare better than the standee art I have so recently discovered!

Piet Mondrian's (Dutch, 1872-1944/original spelling Mondriaan) spirit was here in the subway system, not in an art museum.  March 2014.

Piet Mondrian’s (Dutch, 1872-1944/original spelling Mondriaan) spirit was here in the subway system, not in an art museum. March 2014.

It’s all good, some just simpler than others, and some lasts longer.

Here’s to Piet Mondrian!

“I have been sworn to protect the Royal Bloodline with my life.”–VAMPIRE ACADEMY-In worse shape than City College of San Francisco-Needs New Board of Directors or Fresh Blood!

“Of course, this line was my motto & everyone knows this,” says Princess Melita Bonaparte

See, it is the Family Motto: Ego levavi manum meam ut praesidium regium et cum sanguine vitam.

Even advertising on the side of Westfield Centre couldn't keep this Titanic on course.  The plot line was too confusing & the dialogue was splattered with endless chatter that added very little to map out who was going where.  It had potential to be funny and/or make a statement.  Unfortunately, it did neither & sank without benefit of iceberg.  There were no life boat for this one @ all!  The 'standee' art work was better than the film!

Even advertising on the glass doors of Westfield Centre couldn’t keep this Titanic on course or lure passengers to their death by being comatose with boredom. The plot line was too confusing & the dialogue was splattered with endless chatter that added very little to map out who was going where. It was even more muddled to have an exclusive Vampire boarding school with Euro Royalty that had no connection to the plot. It had potential to be funny and/or make a statement. Unfortunately, it did neither & sank without benefit of an iceberg. There were no life boats for this one @ all! The ‘standee’ art work was better than the film!

You Tube of Princess Melita Bonaparte’s Boarding School-Vampire Academy! She was at the bottom of her class! She was always a bottom feeder & her teeth prove it!

Princess Melita Bonaparte barely made her grades @ Vampire Academy! The deans were ready to expel Her Imperial Ineptness when, all of a sudden, she made it to the very top of her class-and was graduated summa cum laude. It stunned her classmates, they knew she had cheated on all of her examinations. Like Richard Nixon (long before he became famous, actually did this, a sort of foreshadowing of a caper to come later in his career), she broke into the professor’s office & pilfered through the files, using tons of liquid paper to change rows and rows of “F”s to “A”s-she was able to pull off a feat nearly as astonishing as Carrie White winning the Prom Queen title.

From the bottom of her class, now to the top of the world. She is the new Oprah!

But: There was The Vampire Manifesto, written entirely by her–& dedicated to Valerie Solanas & Patrick Stewart.

“Dental rights for Vampires”–and “Blood Safe For Vampires Is Good For The Bloody World” made headline articles in the New England Journal Of Medicine & People Magazine. She provided expert economic analysis that defied refutation at all levels, proving that what was good for vampires would lead to exponential economic growth, unparalleled in world history. Every small town in the Middle West would have two, (not just one) Wal-Mart’s. Princess Melita demands FREEDOM OF CHOICE, as long as it is what SHE wants. She is just perfect to be a middle manager as well as being Empress of the Universe! To this date, she is being considered for the Order of Charlemagne (for protecting blood lines), the Pulitzer Prize (for fiction) and the Nobel Peace Prize (for human rights for vampires)! There is no end to her accomplishments & her proposals are being adopted by the FDA without corporate payoffs or the formation of any PACs. A Postal Zip code is being considered for her personal use. She demanded good service & still wants the Post Office to send her the DVDs she sent to Dorothy Malone’s agent to be autographed , who kept them & did nothing with them. She contacted the FBI, Senator Diane Feinstein, and they did nothing! The London School of Economics is creating a chair, just for her use–so that her blood supply won’t be stale. President Obama plans immediate action to add her list of dental hygiene suggestions to Obamacare. Popular acclaim for the Imperial Princess may threaten Hillary Clinton’s chances of being the first woman president. “It’s fine, I can wait another 8 years,” Mrs Clinton has been heard muttering under her breath. “Pour être le premier président avec un titre impérial et royal est un noble objectif,” proclaims the Princess, under her breath. It’s a good day for Listerine!

“One little bite for a man, one meal for mankind,” Princess Melita said in a recent telecast from Moon. She went there without a passport, and is wondering now, was this a set-up?

I want Universal Vampire Rights & Access to Health Care–she demands! Plus, we have ‘special needs’ vampires, those who cannot reach taller people. She is placing a special request for step stools to the Carpenter’s Union, and asking that Miss Manners devote an entire column to explain proper etiquette for tall people with long necks who encounter hungry vampires who are short. “Kindness to vampires will be it’s own reward,” we are being told.

Will Ben & Jerry come up with a new ice cream flavour? Will all new cars be blood-red?

Princess Melita Bonaparte was graduated from Vampire Academy summa cum laude.

Princess Melita Bonaparte was graduated from Vampire Academy summa cum laude.

Post Graduation Celebration @ Mel’s Diner–just steps away from her film debut!

"I sweated Blood for this degree of frustration," says Her Imperial Highness.  "Now 1000 Van Ness has tossed my Alma Mater in their dumpster!  Celebrating @ Mel's--summa cum laude!

I sweated Blood for this degree of frustration,” says Her Imperial Highness. “Now 1000 Van Ness has tossed my Alma Mater in their dumpster! Celebrating @ Mel’s–summa cum laude!

“I will do my best to protect Film Inspired Art from being tossed into the dumpster @ 1000 Van Ness & I will do my best to restore the Greek Monarchy,” promises the Imperial One.

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