Bonaparte Princess Lights Up Black Friday 2013

San Francisco: Her Imperial Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, did of her own free will proclaim during the Annual Christmas Tree Lighting Ceremony that all people shall willingly & joyfully work a 10-hour shift next Thanksgiving Day, 12 hours on 25 December 2013–and 14 hours for New Years Day–without any form of compensation. She will, of course, work but it will be to collect extremely heavy fines for those who are not willingly & joyfully working for free. Anyone who is paid for work during these former holidays, will turn said monies over to her “Princess Melita Bonaparte Jewelry Fund.” She expects this to be passed by overwhelming majorities in both Senate & Congress in an Extra-ordinary Session. Only her Birthday will be exempt from taxes. Compulsory celebration of this event, with potlucks, which will be taxed, will be for the restoration of Tatoi Palace, the Grey Gardens of Greece.

She expects to reclaim the Greek Throne at the earliest date possible, and from there, all the rest of Europe’s thrones will be willing given to her by the grateful citizens of her vast & loyal group of international subjects. Once she has completed the Gift of Constantine Thrones, the rest of the world will be obligated to accept her benevolent rule.

She wishes to rule by total & abject devotion–to her. All things must be about her, and nothing else must matter. Her moods will govern how you should feel, not any of the circumstances of your life. “The democratic process is just too complicated, my way is easier & far less expensive All classes will be eliminated, as I will be the ONLY being with money. Obamacare, will get a new computer system–all easily funded by my sense of noblesse oblige. No one will need to read any more ‘how-to’ books, my emotional intelligence will be enough for everyone & I will fix all the problems by having temper tantrums. I have been blessed with a wonderful role model,” the Princess confessed. “I wish I could say that I thought this up all by myself, but I just observed reality and decided to go with this. Why re-invent a bad wheel?”

“There will be new contests of loyalty. The Most Loyal will get wonderful stickers & personally autographed Letters of Reference, and many other brownie points for their resumes,” the Princess has informed us.

“Turning the world upside down is my goal. It was so boring the other way around.”

The chants of "We want Melita!" totally drowned out any other sound.  They did not say what they wanted, but the Princess was visibly moved by the utter devotion of her loyal subjects.

The chants of “We want Melita!” totally drowned out any other sound. They did not say what they wanted, but the Princess was visibly moved by the utter devotion of her loyal subjects.

The Imperial Police Protection Force, a branch of the Napoleonic League, express their Eternal Loyalty to Princess Melita Bonaparte.  They each begged for more holidays to work without pay.  The Princess told them that a grateful nation will reward enough.  They were clearly elated by her Imperial presence.

The Imperial Police Protection Force, a branch of the Napoleonic League, express their Eternal Loyalty to Princess Melita Bonaparte. They each begged for more holidays to work without pay. The Princess told them that a grateful nation will reward enough. They were clearly elated by her Imperial presence.

BEWARE THE BRIDES OF MARCH!

March Bride, Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte

March Bride, Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte

She is the worst that Alfred Hitchcock did not imagine & the best thing that came out of Chernobyl. No matter how you look @ it, she defies all reason & logic! And she still intends to annex Monaco. We must warn the Grimaldi Familly to prepare for Elba!

PARIS BRÛLE!~~PARIS IS BURNING!

Princesse Christina attempts to avoid the flames!

Princesse Christina attempts to avoid the flames!

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Son Altesse Sérénissime la Princesse Melita Bonaparte, le plus gracieusement permet de prévisualiser une photographie son Paris-en-Pâques bouquet de la mariée thème. Cette bouquet, personnellement conçu par la princesse elle-même, créera la sensation du jour au lendemain et internationale et de noblesse. Il est d'ores et déjà déclaré qu'il ne devienne une source de miracles et guérisons de crampes aux plus élaborés comptes de carte de crédit. Si cela est vrai, elle va atteindre la sainteté dans son temps propre vie et facilement devenir le maire de Detroit et le premier monarque catholique de France, Estats-Unis, le Canada, et Monaco – qui elle le souhaite avec ferveur, mais promet de prendre toutes ces fonctions avec un cœur sincère. Suivez-la! Suivez-la! Elle va nous apporter l'espoir et la paix mondiale.” width=”460″ height=”345″ class=”size-large wp-image-2412″ />

PARIS IS BURNING!

Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, most graciously permits a photograph to preview her Paris-in-Easter themed bridal bouquet. This bouquet, personally designed by the Princess herself, will create overnight & international sensation & acclaim. It is already being said that it will become a source of miracles & cures from cramps to over drawn credit card accounts. If this is true, she will achieve sainthood in her own life time & easily become the Mayor of Detroit & the first Catholic Monarch of a United States, France, Canada, & Monaco–all of which she devoutly wishes, but promises to take all such duties with a sincere heart. Follow her! Follow her! She will bring us hope & world peace.

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