PRAY FOR GLENN ACORNN

P R AY   F O R   G L E N N    A C O R N N !

He was last seen Christmas in Antarctica. Yesterday, his hat was found. His plight of Twinkie deprivation could garner international co-operation & achieve world peace. His contact address for all food & medical needs: Glenn Acornn, Queen Maude’s Land, Antartica. Pray for him. Pray for him…

WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GLENN ACORNN?

The only sign we have seen of him in a while was his hat, found near the gutter,a familiar place for him. He seems to have learned a thing or two from his wife, that Bonaparte Princess, when he made off with it from a Dallas Cowboy cheer leader. We know he is suffering from severe Twinkie deprivation, depression, anxiety….Well, in the name of humanity, we are worried. He has not been around in a while, not since being the recipient of a package containing a few, stale donuts not consumed by his Royal wife. Is he missing, along with a terracotta warrior? Is he dead?

All American Glitter Cowboy Hat Belonging To Glenn Acornn Is All That's Left!

All American Glitter Cowboy Hat Belonging To Glenn Acornn Is All That’s Left!

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