Thomas Outt


Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, sugar enriched bleached & unbleached flour (wheat flour, malted barley flower niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid*, )  coconut (with sodium metabisulfite to preserve whiteness*) eggs, soybean oil.  Contains 2% or less of each of the following:   Cocoa  (processes with alkali, palm oil, dextrose, gelatin, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate), modified corn starch, wheat gluten, egg yolks, corn starch, mono-and diglycerides, salt, datem, sodium stearoyl lactylate, polysorbate 60, soy lechithin, cellulose gum, lactic acid, sorbitan monostearate, artifical flavours*, citric acid, xanthan gum, caramel colour, preserved with potassium sorbate, sorbic acid and sodium propiponate.

IFORANGE:  contains FD&C yellow #5, FD& red#40.

IFPINK: contains coloured with vegetable juice, FD&C red#40 aluminum lake

IFGREEN:  contains FD&C yellow #5 lake, FD&C blue #1 lake

 

 

*Folic Acid? Is this the stuff that drains from…

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Noctural Visit By Bonaparte Princess To Noir Czar

Her Serene Highness, The Princess Melita Bonaparte, pretends to show interest in film preservation, when in fact, she had the unmitigated gall to pose before the beautifully restored Noir Era, 1937 Buick just prior to driving off with it. “Possession is 9-10ths ownership,” she quipped as she managed to evade local law enforcement. Little did any one know, that she entered the Castro Theatre not to see the offerings of Film Noir, but to live it, carrying concealed weapons, making off with priceless restored film reels, and freshly made popcorn. Little doubt remains in our minds what she does when taking trips to Tiffany’s. She is armed, dangerous, and knows all about playing dumb. She packs a heater & knows how to use it. She is a Noir by night and a witch by day. So far, there seems to be no stopping her! Someday her luck will run out…

Little did Eddie Muller know that he was being set up by the Bonaparte Princess for a car heist!  It's her style to steal only the best & get away with it in plain sight of all concerned!

Little did Eddie Muller know that he was being set up by the Bonaparte Princess for a car heist! It’s her style to steal only the best & get away with it in plain sight of all concerned!

The Princess Meltia Bonaparte has unmitigated gall to drive off with classic car parked in front of theatre, claiming "possession is 9/10ths ownership."

The Princess Meltia Bonaparte has unmitigated gall to drive off with classic car parked in front of theatre, claiming “possession is 9/10ths ownership.”

INGREDIENTS!–What’s There Not To Trust?

Think of all the things you didn't bargain for when you eat orange, pink, or green.

Think of all the things you didn’t bargain for when you eat orange, pink, or green.


Corn syrup, high fructose corn syrup, water, sugar enriched bleached & unbleached flour (wheat flour, malted barley flower niacin, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate, riboflavin, folic acid*, )  coconut (with sodium metabisulfite to preserve whiteness*) eggs, soybean oil.  Contains 2% or less of each of the following:   Cocoa  (processes with alkali, palm oil, dextrose, gelatin, leavening (baking soda, sodium acid pyrophosphate, monocalcium phosphate), modified corn starch, wheat gluten, egg yolks, corn starch, mono-and diglycerides, salt, datem, sodium stearoyl lactylate, polysorbate 60, soy lechithin, cellulose gum, lactic acid, sorbitan monostearate, artifical flavours*, citric acid, xanthan gum, caramel colour, preserved with potassium sorbate, sorbic acid and sodium propiponate.

IF ORANGE:  contains FD&C yellow #5, FD& red#40.

IF PINK: contains coloured with vegetable juice, FD&C red#40 aluminum lake

IF GREEN:  contains FD&C yellow #5 lake, FD&C blue #1 lake

 

 

*Folic Acid? Is this the stuff that drains from your hair if you use conditioner? Recycled?
*They bleach the flour, then preserve the whitness? Double Trouble for digestive system!
*Artificial? At some point, this becomes redundant!
The whole thing is a mess & we are allowed & encouraged to eat it. Then we make co-payments to our doctors due to the various ills that befall us.

Princess Melita Bonaparte Lands First-Class Pam Ann Seat!

Princess Melita Bonaparte Lands First-Class Pam Ann Seat!

Poor, befuddled Princess Melita Bonaparte, unable to tell the difference between a long-defunct airline & a theatre, crashes stage centre, hijacking Pam Ann performance.

The Royal numbskull, asked incessantly for Pam Ann to personally serve her a diet soda, apparently unable to fathom the difference between a theatre & the long-defunct airline. Some how poor Melita seems to have become permanently stuck in a Chapter 13 of her very own twilight zone, convinced that her altitude sickness was real, not imagined. Good luck prevailed as two lines of Columbia’s 100% purest was delivered, and she was able to parachute to her inner retreat from reality. At least she did not pursue the unlikely event of a water landing!

Princess Melita Bonaparte Horrifies Jesse Hawthorne Ficks @ Midnite For Maniacs!

Adding her own brand of MOST EXCELLENT bewilderment of the world of “Man Children,” the Bonaparte Princess whose name does not appear in the Almanach de Gotha, hogged the show, at the expense of the attempts of Mr Hawthorne Ficks to bring a bit of light to a foggy town.  For Her Serene Highness, the fog  just never lifts.  It was wiser &  easier for Mr Hawthorne Ficks to pose with this odd character than to call the police.  She seems to thrive by glomming on to the bona fide accomplishments of others, rather than to do anything worth while  on her own.  There ought to be laws!   Fortunately, the inner horror (& perhaps even terror) of the evening came & went to the relief of all concerned. The non-famous Bonaparte Princess did not even grace the Creme Brulee Cart with an appearance, and did not attempt to coerce patrons for the adult version of lemon drops @ the nearby pub. Nothing worthwhile came from her ever, not even an attempt to stimulate the economy! Oh, what a ghastly mess she brings! Something must be done to stop this social abomination. Can we get someone from the Vatican to adopt her? Can Supervisor Scott Wiener intervene here & ship her to Elba, where she might find a more appropriate & familiar comfort zone? Can he initiate an Ordinance to protect decent people from her brand of overkill fashion calamities? This sight for sore eyes needs a site of her own, a locked ward, perhaps. Twitter world royalty is better off without her.

By the way, the shows for the evening, Wayne’s World, Step Brothers, and Freddy Got Fingered were just way too close to the truth for her inner man-child & she wandered the darkened streets aimlessly after the screenings unable to grasp these concepts. Help her!

911 operators need to work double shifts when this Bonaparte Princess attempts to steal cameras, shows, identities, grave markers.  She knows no boundaries.

911 operators need to work double shifts when this Bonaparte Princess attempts to steal cameras, shows, identities, gravemarkers. She knows no boundaries. She needs all the help she can get, but no one can deal with her messed up efforts @ bringing back monarchy.

Quotation From Maya Angelou

"When someone tells you who they are, believe them the first time.”.

Art Game VI

Art Game VI

No Smoking Sign. This is the international standard glyph for “No Smoking.” It is simple & well designed, making it’s simple message obvious to all who can see. Why is it still being ignored by people? This is a question for which there is no simple answer. I hope that by posting this work of functional art, the message can be repeated: You deserve to have a full life that does not include destroying your lungs or harming the environment. Think: if every tobacco field were turned into a forest, how good that would be for the planet! That, alone, is a very exciting concept. Help make it a reality!